theyellowducky

HELLO MY LOVELY LJ PEOPLE!

Do me a favor? I'm applying for a rail card and I need a passport style picture to upload. I took a bunch a while ago and then Chris came home and took some more of me. I've not looked through them properly yet. But before I do, why don't you help me out and see which one you think I should use, eh?

• visit my Flickr: http://www.flickr.com/photos/theepurpleducky/
• look through pages 1-4 of passport style photos (need to be a friend to view them, not having my mug viewable to everyone!)
• comment on which one you think I should use for my rail card
• and/or vote on this LJ poll with the photo title

Poll #1404429 Rail Card Photo
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

Which photo should I use?

None of them?

There are some serious ones and some not so serious ones. I find it hard not to laugh when there's a camera in my face! I can't promise I'll use the popular one, but I may try.

Anyway, thank you for your precious time. Don't laugh at me, okay? :D

LOVE! x

ARGH.

Okay.
Thanks.
Bye.

I'm so deliriously happy right now :)

1. Go to www.careercruising.com
2. Put in Username: nycareers, Password: landmark.
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
4. Post the top results.

1.		Makeup Artist
2.		Hairstylist
3.		Pest Controller
4.		Locksmith
5.		Musical Instrument Builder and Repairer
6.		Gunsmith
7.		Miner (Underground)
8.		Electrician
9.		Furniture Finisher
10.		Dental Assistant
11.		Esthetician
12.		Forestry Technician
13.		Conservation Officer
14.		Private Investigator
15.		Food Inspector
16.		Cosmetologist
17.		Coast Guard
18.		Commercial Diver
19.		Police Officer
20.		Tilesetter
21.		Nail Technician
22.		Concrete Mason
23.		Massage Therapist
24.		Road Construction and Maintenance Worker
25.		Drywaller
26.		Pipefitter
27.		Carpet and Upholstery Cleaner
28.		Dental Lab Tech
29.		Arborist
30.		Lifeguard
31.		Pet Groomer
32.		Cook
33.		Sign Maker
34.		Cable Installer and Repairer
35.		Butcher
36.		Cabinetmaker
37.		Horticulturist
38.		Park Warden / Ranger
39.		Security Systems Technician
40.		Taxidermist

Interesting. I like that police is up there! Most of them seem to be things I would enjoy. Quite a variety of things too. Pretty cool! :D

YES! I FINALLY FOUND IT!
Yesterday, I bought a CD on ebaY just for this song.
Ah, memories...


If only there was a clip of it online :(

.. Holy crap, LJ changed it's image! When did that happen?!

Okay...! Well, I just wanted to send out a simple Merry Christmas message to you all.
To those of you I am in contact with, I'm sorry I've been lousy this year, I haven't bought anyone their presents yet. Confusion, time, laziness and probably a few other things held me back. But I do want to buy you stuff, I swear! And I've got plans for most of you. You will receive presents in the Christmas week - most likely..... Hope you like them!

So...

Fuck..

Poll #768552 First Poll! :D
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

What do ya think of my first poll?

... oOooOOooo!

I just found out that Pocoyo's coming to DVD! :D Only £10 as well! Get in!

Don't know Pocoyo?! *gasp* You're missing out! Pocoyo Advert And also... Pocoyo Episode - The Big Sneeze

Also, join the pocoyo community! ;)

He's so adorable! <3

C'mon! There's a ninja kid whos the cutest! There's an elephant that ballets all the time. There's a crazy yellow duck. A cute doggy. And uhm.. Groovy music! And.. Uh... That's all I remeber. ^_^;; Just check it! :D

Icon War

*_*

Transforming Eggs

Awwhh

Fly Plane..?!

WOW! Love it! Love it!

War Bears I can't figure it out >< Fun though! :D

Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn:

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert..
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail
18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France (Surprise!). Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat...

Quicksand works slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea or is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend. If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? Is it an odd, or an end? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all.

MySpace - The Movie



.. If that didn't get your attention already, I don't know what will.


*cracks up* It's just, so damn true. And so damn funny! Sigh! Maybe I'm delusional?!



*faints* Uhm. Yeah. HahahahahH! Ohhh, love it!

Urban Ninjas Video One

Urban Ninjas Video Forty Four Million Twenty Four Hundred Thousand Three Hundred and Ninety Five

It's a lot like that thing that I can't remember what it's called.. Ya know.. The French guys started doing it.. Just jumping of urban building and stuffs. It's so cool! I wanna do it.. But, I'm ill, and dead.. *coughs* Ugh! *dies*



*shrugs*
*yawns*
*goes to bed*
*sleeps*
*dies*

SERIOUSLY LOVE GOOGLE VIDEO

That ones an hour and 10minutes long. I wish I could force you all to watch it coz it's seriously funny.

It uses many, many, many anime and other random rubbish for the video and makes fun of it all.

( This appears to be the list of what they've used.. )

LOL! I love it! If anything it's just worth seeing for the Kakashi bit! :P Hahha! Oh I love it!

I would love it if y'all had the patience and time watch it... *puppy eyes* It's seriously awesome! :)


Okay.. The beginning kinda sucks... Kinda.. So, dont judge it from like, the first 5ish minutes.
And it is faaaaarrr too long.. But, still..! Tis awesome.. Kay? :)

Is it wrong that I found these so amusing...?


Crazy Jap Girls Being Chased By A Lizard

Crazy Jap Girls Being Chased By A Big Black Man

XD .. Man, how I love Google Video.. <3


SHIT.. SHIT.. SHIT!
I typed kingdom hearts in.. Came up with loadsa KH2 stuff.. Now.. It shows the ending to KH2.. I pressed it... I only went and pressed it.. FUCK!
OH MY GOD. That was too close.. I cancelled.. *wipes forehead*
Teh stress...! I'm gonna be tempted forever now that I know it's there.. Sigh. Lets kill me. I can't wait much longer for KH2! I'm gonna explode! If only I knew japanese. Sigh.

I HATE YOU GOOGLE VIDEO!!!!

EDIT: Actually, I love you loads... You brought me this... <3

P.S... Narutards ..... XD
How To Be A Narutard

THE FUCKING BUFFY BROADWAY SOUNDTRACK! YOU KNOW! The Once More, With Feeling EPISODE!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HERE!!!

http://cdzinc.com/1/ra/1/buffythevampireslayer_soundtrack.rm

CHECK IT! OR I'LL KILL YOU! o_0 YOU HAVE TO SEE THAT EPISODE! IT REALLY RULES!!!! BUT ANYWAY! THATS THE SOUNDTRACK! *nods* BUFFY FAN? CHECK IT!!!!!

I SO HAVE TO BUY THE FRICKING WHOLE DAMN DVD SET!!!

Here's the names and stuff!

1. Main Title
2. Overture/Going Through the Motions
3. I've Got a Theory/Bunnies/If We're Together
4. The Mustard
5. Under Your Spell
6. I'll Never Tell
7. The Parking
8. Rest In Peace
9. Dawn's Lament
10. Dawn's Ballet
11. What You Feel
12. Standing
13. Under Your Spell / Standing (Reprise)
14. Walk Through the Fire
15. Something to Sing About
16. What You Feel (Reprise)
17. Where Do We Go From Here?
18. Coda
19. End Credits (Broom Dance/Grr Argh)
20. Suite from "Restless

P.S. Buffys frickin hot. puts her on desktop

I wanna play The Sims 2 so bad. I really miss it. But everytime I come onto this damn cursed computer, I head onto the net.
Sigh! Its like magnetised or something!

And I really miss Kingdom Hearts. Dan stole my PS2 (Okay... With consent, stole with consent.. Haha!). Ya know, I still havent comleted it properly. I completed the story of course! Thats easy. But, I mean, I havent beaten Phantom, or Kurt Zisa or Sephiroth (FUCK HE'S HARD!). And to me, that means I havent completed it. And I'm not level 100. Only like 80 something. That sucks!!! I have to do something about it! I miss Sora jumping around like a freak wearing huge banana shoes (..I still love him <3 .. But, he's a freak).

I miss Final Fantasy too. Bugger X2, that sucks! I mean, VIII (Heh! It's Mikes :P). With Final Fantsy, I proclaim it a law to write it that way. NO NUMBERS! Only thee uh.. Roman way. It is Roman... Right..? I miss Squall. :(

I miss Golden Sun. But, I stopped playing that aagggggggeeeesss ago. I think, when I started to see Dan. Just, didnt have time to. Anyway, completed number one. Its Lost Age that I havent completed. And I dont even remember where I am.. So, I'm probably gonna have to delete that, and do that annoying trade of info via number one. Still, I'm not playing it without that! (Haha! The Lion Sleeps Tonight has started to play! Oh Wimbo way..! .. Ahem.. HAHA! But its so damn cool!!!) .. There's a Golden Sun coming on Gamecube, right?! :O! MUST GET!!!

I miss Pokemon!!! Oh, that jolly goodness. I have a Pokemon poster on my wall :X Hehe! Must get an updated one...! :P
I should really get Fire Red and Leaf Green. .. And my own Emerald.. I dont expect Dan will never let me delete his. But thats okay. I'm tempted to get the Pokemon Pinball Ruby + Sapphire.. Just coz, I pretty much have all the released ones. And I dont like that its not complete! I miss the Pokemon episodes too, god, I LOVE THOSE! Oh yeah.. eBay!!!! Must look!! HOLY FUCK! Theres tons! BUY BUY BUY!!! How I love eBay. ... Oh my god. I really wanna get it all. *shrug* Well, why not :)

Over all, I really miss The Sims 2. (HOLY COW! HELL YEAH! I'm LISTENING TO ALL THE POKEMON SONGS!!!! :D ... This is too damn cool. My god! THIS IS OLD SCHOOL!) Ahem. The silly things they do. Sigh. I wanna make my family. I still havent started that yet. Me and Dan need to grow up and fuck! LOL!

Wow. Didnt realise the time. Na, I have to listen to the Pokemon soundtrack first! Pokerap!!! HAHAH!

Anyway. End journal.

P.S. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!

The evil kitty loaf shall invade Livejournal!

Submit your will to that of the Loaf!


A little pointless perhaps.. But, I like the idea of a little kitty loaf taking over LiveJournal...

AND SOON, THE WORLD!


.... Muaahhaahhahahahahaha!?